The country's got election fever, isn't it exciting. To celebrate the upcoming polling, here are the first two in my series of Prime-Ministers-in-my-lifetime-i-cons. If you don't recognise the second one, don't worry: it's very common. That's Ron Badger or something. Apparently he was the Prime Minister once, but he did something unsavoury involving curry and has since been largely forgotten by the electorate.
"I grew up on an estate too", "I can't go on with wisteria like this", "Assume the brace position" and "Toffs R Us" - slogans by Amanda Kirke via Facebook.
"If this election campaign hots up I will probably melt" - slogan by @robinbogg via Twitter.
And in the absence of a mynickgriffin.com, there's also this: