Or "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"I grew up on an estate too", "I can't go on with wisteria like this", "Assume the brace position" and "Toffs R Us" - slogans by Amanda Kirke via Facebook.
"If this election campaign hots up I will probably melt" - slogan by @robinbogg via Twitter.
And in the absence of a mynickgriffin.com, there's also this:
