The country's got election fever, isn't it exciting. To celebrate the upcoming polling, here are the first two in my series of Prime-Ministers-in-my-lifetime-i-cons. If you don't recognise the second one, don't worry: it's very common. That's Ron Badger or something. Apparently he was the Prime Minister once, but he did something unsavoury involving curry and has since been largely forgotten by the electorate.